Day Uno...

Today is the first day of my new blog. It's about damn time. Today has been a strange day. I think someone is trying desperately to tell me something. It started at 6:30am (I did that to myself by deciding to attend summer school M-Th 8:30am-10:30am in Queens). I was innocently making myself some tea in the St. John's dining hall and suddenly some stupid kid spilled half a carafe of whole milk down my entire left leg. (He could have @ least been more considerate of my diet & spilled skim) It was in my flip flop & all over my unstockinged legs. I could just smell the sour curdling smell that I would carry once I'd been in the 92 degree weather for awhile. As I was wiping it up (balanced on one leg, mind you), this imbecile turns around and bumps in to me full frontal, almost knocking me over. I'm gonna kill you!!! So, after that fiasco, I made my way to my Italian classroom where the aria condizionata has been broken all week, during our first heat wave of the season. Grrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaattttttttt. After 2 full hours of sweaty parla, I made my way to the LIRR. I got into a very crowded elevator to go up to the platform to grab a train to Penn Station. During the ride my huge ass bag (which I need to carry b/c of my long ass day @ school & work) bumped into the elevator emergency button. Dohhhh!!!!! Suddenly, a muffled voice was asking me about my emergency, etc. I slinked off the elevator maintaining my "low profile" of today. Once I was in Manhattan, I was making my way down 32nd Street walking to 6th Ave., I noticed a blind homeless man sitting on the sidewalk bobbing & weaving around. I realized he was singing & decided to walk a little bit closer. After getting closer I could decipher that the words to his sensitive ballad were: "I'm gonna stick my foot up your butt. And then I'm gonna fuck your mamma." Hahahahahaha. I certainly needed the laugh. I'm not sure what the commute home will bring, but I'm trying to keep an open mind.